Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Jinxy

This is getting weird now:

Last week, driving to Kerry, out of nowhere I proclaimed that I loved tomatoes so much that if I ever became allergic to them "I'd have to kill myself". Not a week later, I'm off them indefinitely after some bad reactions. What the fuck? I eat tomatoes every day and NOW they give me horrible, horrible heartbun?

This morning, driving to town and out of nowhere I professed my love my car and sang the Toyota Yaris' praises for a good 5 minutes solid. Twenty minutes later, I was rear-ended by a dude in a van and my car is probably a write-off.

I'm keeping my mouth shut for the time being.

1 comment:

popps said...

Never, NEVER, mess with tomatoes!