Monday, May 31, 2010

My new recipe for battling PMT

  • Get in a good cry early in the day.
  • Get out of the house
  • Avoid clothes shops
  • Try not to buy anything
  • Read the paper
  • Clean like a motherfucking maniac for 4 hours (windows, cupboards, the lot)
  • Drink two cans of Tuborg (with a little 7up for the wimps like me)
  • Watch Desperate Housewives

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