Saturday, February 28, 2009

Red Red Face

So hungover. I knew this would happen.

I have a theory which is so ingrained in my head that I only realised it last night: whenever one of my (face) cheeks gets hot and rosy when I'm getting ready to head out, I know it's going to be a messy night. I know I'm going to get drunk out of my mind that particular evening. It's always just one cheek and it looks like I've been slapped.

You could say this is a self-fulfilling prophecy. It is not. It's an unconscious physical manifestation of my psychic powers.

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